im about as happy as oj after his trial
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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