I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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