YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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