Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
