I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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