Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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