jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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