just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My balls are so social today.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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