You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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