Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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