It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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