I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
look no pants
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
