Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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