I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Randomize
