Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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