doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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