i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Randomize
