I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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