windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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