So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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