We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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