a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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