help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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