hotel room ftw
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
