dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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