is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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