Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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