Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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