No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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