Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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