You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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