and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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