S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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