and i looked up. we had an audience...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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