Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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