someone get that fucking seahorse.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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