9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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