are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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