How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
