I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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