Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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