How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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