I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We have started to decorate penises.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Randomize
