You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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