I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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