Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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