Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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