Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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