Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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