you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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